My Pants Are Shitty
Poop Character My Pants Are Shity Brown Background
$24.99Two words. One horrified poop. Everyone knows how this sentence ends. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A stunned cartoon poop with bulging blue-ringed eyes, rosy cheeks and a wide-open mouth stands in a pair of brown briefs, little blue sweat drops flying off his head. Above him, in bright neon-blue letters: MY PANTS.
That's it. That's the whole sentence, because nobody ever finishes it out loud. You just say "my pants" and everyone in the room understands.
Made for the IBS community, the urgency squad, and anyone who has gasped those two words in public. A funny IBS shirt and an easy gag gift.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
