My Pants Are Shitty
Blue Jeans Poop Character My Pants Are Shiity
$24.99Something has escaped onto the leg of these jeans, and it is delighted about it. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A pair of empty blue jeans stands on brown boots, and on the right leg is a pudgy, peach-colored cartoon guy with goggly eyes, a tuft of hair and a huge tongue-out grin. He's just hanging out on the denim, thrilled to be there.
There's no slogan, so the joke is whatever you decide it is. It's an absurd gag gift for people who like their humor weird, and a conversation starter for anyone who lives in jeans.
Pair it with a straight face for maximum effect.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
