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Cartoon Man Pooping Pants
$24.99A furious mustached man mid-squat, gray pants sagging and dripping. POOOP PANT. Spelling optional when it's this urgent. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A stocky mustached cartoon guy in a white pocket tee and gray pants squats with his hands on his knees, eyes bulging and mouth open in a horrified yell. His pants are sagging with a brown load that's dripping onto the dark splatter below. Under him, in bold block letters: POOOP PANT.
It's the confession nobody asked for, delivered with the confidence of a man who's past caring.
A crude, funny poop shirt for the gym rat whose leg day went too far, anyone with IBS who has lived this exact moment, or a white elephant gift that clears the room.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
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