I Shit My Pants
Gasping Man Hands On Hips Blue Tee
$24.99Hands on hips like he's about to file a complaint. With whom, exactly? His own gut. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
Size
1
- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A startled man with a brown-specked face stands with his hands on his hips and mouth wide open. His blue tee shows I SHIIT MY PANTS! in a white speech-bubble patch, and his brown pants are streaked with white drips and dark spots, with small puddles at his boots.
It's indignation and disbelief, like his body owes him an explanation. A funny IBS shirt for people who have been betrayed by their stomach in public, and a poop shirt gag gift for the friend who always blames the food truck.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
