I Shit My Pants
Grinning Brown Poop Character Badge
$24.99Two words, one very proud poop. He's not sorry and he wants you to know it. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
Size
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A shiny brown poop character with big eyes, a wide open smile, stubby arms and chunky legs grins out from a wavy blue panel with a bright yellow border. Small brown droplets float around him, and the words I and Shit sit above in bold yellow letters.
It's short, it's blunt, and the mascot is way too pleased with himself. A poop shirt for people who'd rather laugh about their gut than hide it, and an easy gag gift for birthdays, white elephant swaps, or that one friend who always needs a bathroom stop.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
