My Pants Are Shitty
Man In My Pants Are Shity Tshirt
$24.99He's not mad, he's just standing very still and hoping nobody walks behind him. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
Size
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A shaggy-haired cartoon guy grimaces with one eye squinting, hands in the pockets of his brown pants and sneakers planted in a dark puddle. His black tee reads "MY PANTS ARE SHITY!" with that typo left in, like he was in too much of a hurry to spell-check.
It's for the friend who has frozen mid-step and done the math. A funny IBS shirt for the urgency crowd and anyone with a gut that does its own thing.
It also makes a solid white elephant gift for the person who'll wear it unironically.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
