My Pants Are Shitty
Poop Character Blue Jeans My Pants Are Shitty
$24.99He put on his good jeans. The jeans did not survive. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A tall, drippy cartoon poop with wide blue eyes and a buck-toothed grin is stuffed into a pair of blue jeans and brown shoes, standing in a spreading brown puddle. Underneath, in bold black letters: ARE SHITTY.
He looks thrilled about it, which is the only correct way to handle the situation.
A poop shirt for anyone with IBS, a temperamental gut, or a long history of ruined denim. Also a reliable gag gift for the friend who always has a story.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
