My Pants Are Shitty
Man In My Pants Shitty Tshirt Standing In Puddle
$24.99Hands in pockets. Standing in a brown puddle. Completely, unsettlingly calm. This man has accepted his fate. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A cartoon man with neat brown hair and a mild half-smile stands with his hands in his pockets, wearing a dark gray tee that reads MY PANTS SHITY, plus blue jeans and black sneakers. He's standing in a spreading brown puddle and does not seem bothered at all.
It's the zen stage of an accident: denial, panic, then this.
A funny IBS shirt for the unflappable, the seasoned, and the friend who would absolutely keep chatting in this situation. Good as a white elephant gift.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
