My Pants Are Shitty
Man With My Pants Shitty Pants Shirt
$24.99Hands on hips, jaw on floor, jeans past saving. He's not upset, he's just processing. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
Size
1
- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A cartoon man with a buzzed haircut stands with his hands on his hips and his mouth hanging open in pure disbelief. He's wearing a black tee that reads MY PANTS SHITY PANTS., a brown belt, and blue jeans with pale drips running down one leg, plus black sneakers.
It's the exact face of someone realizing the fart was not a fart.
A funny IBS shirt for people who've been there, and a gag gift for the friend who still talks about That One Time.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
