My Pants Are Shitty
Poop Character My Shitty Poop Pants
$24.99Matching poop-brown pants on an actual poop. It's called coordinating. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A lumpy, round poop character with big eyes and a delighted open grin stands in matching brown pants and boots, with little motion marks around it like it just did something it's proud of. The words "MY SHITTY" arc over the top and "POOP PANTS." sit underneath in bold black letters on a white sticker-style backdrop.
It's the official uniform for people whose pants have seen things. A funny poop shirt for IBS humor fans and anyone looking for a gag gift that says it plainly.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
