My Pants Are Shitty
Poop Character Pulling Down Underwear My Pants Shitty Pants
$24.99Arms up, undies down, total surrender. Sometimes you just have to celebrate the inevitable. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
Size
1
- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A glossy cartoon poop with a pointed swirl top, huge eyes, pink cheeks, and a tongue-out grin throws both arms in the air. A white garment has slipped down around its middle, and it's standing on brown stubby legs in a small splattered puddle.
It's the victory pose for the moment you stop fighting it. A poop shirt for anyone with a gut that wins more arguments than they do, and a gag gift or white elephant gift that's equal parts cute and gross.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
