My Pants Are Shitty
Poop Character My Pants
$24.99Eyes wide, tongue out, arms flung open. The exact face you make when you realize it wasn't just a fart. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A teardrop-shaped cartoon poop with bulging eyes, a gaping mouth, and a big tongue hanging out stands with both arms flung wide. It's got stubby brown legs and boots, standing over a small blue-grey shadow. No text, just pure, horrified poop energy.
This is the face of the moment the gamble didn't pay off. A poop shirt for IBS veterans who know that feeling a little too well, and a gag gift for anyone who appreciates a mascot that looks as panicked as they feel.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
