My Pants Are Shitty
Poop Character My Pants Shitty Yellow Shirt
$24.99A poop wearing a shirt that says his pants are shitty. He's not wrong, and neither are you. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A drippy cartoon poop with big eyes and a happy grin stands with its hands in its pockets, wearing a yellow tee that reads "MY PANTS SHITTY" in black letters. Its blue jeans have two big brown splotches on the thighs, and it's wearing navy-and-white sneakers.
A poop wearing a shirt about its own pants is about as honest as fashion gets. A poop shirt for anyone with an unreliable gut and a good sense of humor, and an easy gag gift for birthdays, white elephant swaps, or the friend who started the group chat poop jokes.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
