My Pants Are Shitty
Poop Character With Pants Shit Pocket
$24.99Brown shirt, brown pants, big grin. He planned this outfit so nobody would notice. Everybody noticed. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A cartoon swirl of poop with huge googly eyes, buck teeth, and a dopey open-mouthed grin stands with white-gloved hands on its hips. It's wearing a brown tee and brown pants with a small white patch on the leg, plus blue-and-white sneakers.
Strategic wardrobe choices for someone who knows exactly what kind of day it's going to be. A poop shirt for the IBS crowd, the chronically unlucky, and anyone shopping for a gag gift that's dumb in the best way.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
