Weird Shit
Black Silhouette Figure Squatting And Pooping
$24.99No face, no words, no dignity. Just two squatting legs and three drips heading straight down. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
This one is pure pictogram: a solid black silhouette of two bent legs and feet in a squat, with three straight drips falling from the middle. Like a restroom sign that has seen things.
It's the most minimalist poop shirt in the Weird Shit collection, and it reads from across the room. Good for fans of abstract bathroom humor, anyone who has squatted somewhere they shouldn't, or as a gag gift for the friend who gets the joke two seconds too late.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
