Weird Shit
Gritting Cartoon Man Pooping On Stool
$24.99Leaning back, eyes narrowed, fully committed. Some people meditate. This guy just pushes. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
Size
1
- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A simple black-and-white doodle: a big round-headed blob man leans back on a swivel stool, arm draped over the backrest, face scrunched into a determined grimace. A tiny squiggle sits on the seat beneath him. You know what he's doing.
It's understated, which makes it worse in the best way. This minimalist poop shirt works for anyone who treats the bathroom like a focus session, and it makes a sneaky white elephant gift for the coworker who brings a book in there.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
