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I Shit My Pants
Egg Character I Shit My Pants Cartoon
$24.99He cracked under pressure. This wide-eyed egg man in brown pants is screaming the thing you only ever whisper. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
Meet the egg who couldn't hold it. This cartoon shows a wide-eyed egg character in brown pants, arms flung up, mouth stretched in a full-volume scream, standing barefoot in a red and yellow puddle under the words "I SHIT MY PANTS!"
It's for anyone whose gut has ever made the decision for them, and for the friends who never let them forget it. A funny poop shirt that owns the moment instead of hiding it.
Gift it to your IBS buddy, the guy who always knows where the nearest bathroom is, or drop it in the white elephant pile and watch someone crack.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
