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I Shit My Pants

Ijustshitmypants

$24.99

Big eyes, bigger grin, tiny puddle. The happiest little mess you'll ever wear. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.

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1
  • Free US shipping over $49
  • 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
  • Printed & shipped on demand

A brown swirl-topped poop character with huge white eyes, a big open grin and a pink tongue stands on stubby legs in a splash of blue water. Bold yellow letters with a black outline arc above it and run along the bottom.

It's the cheerful side of an accident, from the one who caused it. A funny IBS shirt for people who laugh through the bathroom sprints, and a poop shirt gag gift that fits a birthday, a white elephant swap, or a road trip buddy who always needs one more stop.

Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.

Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.

Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.

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