I Shit My Pants
Nervous Man Biting Fists Stencil
$24.99Biting his fists, shirt says it all. The face you make when you realize it's too late. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
That moment of horrified realization, in stencil form. This black-and-white design shows a guy with messy dark hair and a pained scowl, chewing on his clenched fists, while his shirt spells out "I SHIT PANTS." in bold letters.
It's anxiety and accident in one frame, perfect for anyone whose stomach has ever turned on them at the worst possible time.
A funny IBS shirt for nervous-gut people everywhere, and a gag gift for the friend who goes pale every time someone mentions a long car ride.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
