I Shit My Pants
Pale Groaning Man Over Poop Pile
$24.99Eyes shut, mouth open, color gone from his face. The universal look of a guy who knows exactly what just happened. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
Size
1
- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A pale, greyish man with eyes squeezed shut and mouth hanging open lets out a long groan. He wears a blue tee with SHIT PANTS in big bubbly letters, holds the sides of his brown pants as white and brown drips run down them, and stands over a pile with splatters around his blue sneakers.
It's that drained, defeated stage after the accident when all you can do is groan. A funny IBS shirt for people who have been there more than once, and a poop shirt gift for the friend with the shakiest stomach in the group.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
