My Pants Are Shitty
Poop Character Wearing Ripped Blue Jeans
$24.99Tongue out, ripped jeans, standing in a puddle he definitely made. Living his best life anyway. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A teardrop-shaped poop character with a curled tip, big round eyes, and a goofy grin sticks its tongue out with its hands on its hips. It's wearing a brown tee, ripped light-wash blue jeans with brown spots, and brown boots planted in a splattered brown puddle.
It's the face of someone who made a mess and refuses to feel bad about it. A poop shirt for people who laugh through their gut problems, and a gag gift for the friend who would absolutely pose for a photo in this exact situation.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
