My Pants Are Shitty
Poop Character My Pants Shitty Text
$24.99He's brown, he's drippy, he's wearing fresh kicks, and he is having the best day of his life. Somebody's pants aren't. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A chunky cartoon poop with big googly eyes, buck teeth and a pink tongue flopping out stands proud in white-and-blue sneakers, drips running down his belly like he just made a very messy entrance.
This is the mascot of every accident you've ever owned. No words, no apologies, just a happy little turd who knows exactly what he did.
A funny poop shirt for the IBS crew, the chronic over-sharers, and anyone shopping for a gag gift that gets a laugh before it's even unwrapped.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
