I Shit My Pants
Shitmypants
$24.99The look-back. You know the one. Bent over, checking the seat of your jeans and praying. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
Every accident has a moment of truth, and this shirt captures it. A cartoon guy in a brown tee and blue jeans bends over and looks back at his own backside, with "shit My pants" stacked beside him in bold red and black lettering.
It's the universal pose of someone hoping the damage isn't visible. If you've ever done the over-the-shoulder check in a public restroom, this one's for you.
A funny poop shirt for the IBS crew, the coffee-and-pray commuters, and anyone shopping for a gag gift that gets a laugh before it's even unwrapped.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
