I Shit My Pants
Guywearingishitmypantsshit
$24.99It's a shirt of a guy wearing the shirt. Double the confession, zero shame, hands firmly in pockets. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
Why confess once when you can confess twice? This design shows a full-length guy with a mustache, hands jammed in the pockets of his cuffed jeans, standing there in a black tee that reads "I SHIT MY PANTS" like it's no big deal.
So now you're wearing a shirt of a guy wearing the shirt. It's meta, it's deadpan, and it's the ultimate move for anyone who owns their accidents.
A top-tier gag gift and a funny IBS shirt for the friend who would absolutely pose for this photo if you asked.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
