I Shit My Pants
Man With Shit Pants Shirt Poop Spilling From Jeans
$24.99His shirt says it. His jeans prove it. His face says he did not plan for either. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A brown-haired guy in a white tee reading SHITT PANTS screams with his mouth wide open while he tugs at the waist of his blue jeans. Brown streaks drip down both legs into a mess around his sneakers, with splashes kicking up on each side.
This is the exact moment the gamble didn't pay off. It's a poop shirt for anyone who has lived through a full-blown blowout and decided to laugh about it, and a gag gift that will get a reaction at any white elephant exchange.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
