My Pants Are Shitty
Blue Jeans Face Crotch My Pants Shity
$24.99That little cloud of regret has settled exactly where you feared it would. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A pair of empty blue jeans stands in red-and-white sneakers. Right at the crotch sits a small white cloud with a worried little frown and blushing cheeks. Curved black lettering overhead reads "MY PANTS SHITY!"
It captures that slow-dawning dread when you know something's gone wrong down there. A poop shirt for IBS humor fans, anyone who's had a close call in public, and people who like their crude jokes a little cute.
A safe-bet gag gift that's equal parts gross and adorable.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
