My Pants Are Shitty
Blue Jeans My Pants Are Shitty Text
$24.99Clean design, filthy confession. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A simple, tidy graphic: a pair of dark-wash cropped jeans with white rolled cuffs, framed by bold white lettering that reads "MY PANTS" on top and "ARE SHITTY" below. No mess, no drama, just a straightforward statement.
It's the minimalist option for people who'd rather say it than show it. A funny IBS shirt for the urgency community and a poop shirt for anyone with a dry sense of humor.
A low-key gag gift that sneaks up on people when they actually read it.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
