My Pants Are Shitty
Poop Character My Pants Shitty
$24.99Big grin, drippy pants, caption underneath in case anybody missed it. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
A lumpy, round poop character with a big buck-toothed grin stands in brown pants that are visibly dripping at the waistband, finished off with grey sneakers. Bold black letters underneath spell out the situation, all outlined in white.
It's for anyone who has had a pants emergency and decided the only way through is to laugh. A funny IBS shirt for the people who get it, and a gag gift for the friend who will wear it to the next family barbecue just to see who notices.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
