I Shit My Pants
Ishitlogwpants
$24.99They started out blue. Then the drips happened. Bright cartoon shorts, gone two-tone the hard way. Unisex fit, ringspun cotton, printed to order.
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- Free US shipping over $49
- 30-day misprint & damage guarantee
- Printed & shipped on demand
Nothing says it happened quite like a color change. This design shows a pair of cartoon denim shorts that are light blue on top and orange on the bottom, with drips running down where one color meets the other. Yellow lettering frames it: "ISH IT" above and "My Pants." below.
Bright, loud, and impossible to misread, it's a poop shirt for people who'd rather laugh about the accident than pretend it didn't happen.
Gift it to the IBS buddy who has earned it, or toss it into a white elephant exchange and let the shorts speak for themselves.
Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. White, sizes S–2XL.
Every shirt is printed to order, which takes 2–5 business days, then ships. US delivery usually lands 3–5 business days after that, so plan on roughly one to two weeks from order to doorstep. Every shirt is made just for you, so we cannot accept returns for the wrong size or a change of heart. If your order turns up damaged, misprinted, or never turns up at all, tell us within 30 days and we will reprint it or refund you.
Runs true to size for a relaxed fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.
